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Friday, May 13, 2011

Money week

So my money week started too weeks ago. Wen I got a waste pay check for like 500. Like I said waste. So I spent a lil on tokens for the bus n sum food n a bit on my phone. That left me wit bout 390. N suddenly my sister comes to me n says. Umm my roommate won't get her money in time for us to pay the rent. I knew wher this was goin so I stoppd her n said how much. Turns out she needed bout 370 in total. N I kno wat ur thinkin. 2J thers no way u gave her that money. But I show off how much money I hav wit my sister. Jus like she shows off wit her car n university n all the a's she got in scool. Even tho I barely hav money, I hav more than her. So I left myself with 20 for 2 weeks till I get paid or till she pays me back. Needless to say I cudnt buy anything. By the middle of last week all I gad was 10 left. Wat was I gonna do. Nothing. Kept goin work n not spending my money. Then on Monday of this week my sister informs me that she finally has my money bac. Whooo. Last week she spent a bunch o money on my moms mothers day. So I let her keep bout 70. So I got her email money Tuesday 300. Then I went out n chilld wit 2 girls from church long time ago. N bought my babytaz a cheap lil necklace from ardene. But ye wen I came home from the mall, (had my sis pick me up) I found my tax return check in the mailbox. Wen I got that it was too late to go bank so I went Wednesday morning. I deposited ma 1000 in the bank n lent my sis another 250 jus so I cud show off.  N I chilld. N today, early in the morning I got my paycheck for like 83 hours of work. Which after taxes was like 800. So now I got money. Started the week with 10 n now I got like 1400. Hehe. Neways payd sum phone n sum bills n bought more tokens. So styll cakingish so its iigh. By the way love you babytaz. Lobsters don't scream wen u boil them, its the air escaping the shell in a high pitch.

Monday, May 02, 2011

Poem i jus wrote for ma babytaz

The girl down the street is always looking at me. She stares and she stares as if she can't see.  Out her window she looks, and shes looking at me. Only in my room and out my window i see, the girl down the street, staring at me. I want to giv her attitude, n say sumthing mean.  Like pay for a picture cuz my looks aren't free.  I plan to confront her. To go over and see, y that girl down the street keeps staring at me. 
I'm lost and confused, I could use some help.  I want to go over there and see for myself, y this girl is staring like a doll on a shelf.  She stares all through the winter and even as the snow melts. Like eyes staring at santa, from a helper elf. 
Iv decided to confront her, no more thinking to be done.  When I reach her, that will be the prize iv won. To see her face and finally begins the fun. We shall see who will chase, and who will run. And even though we don't kno who started, I kno ill be number 1. Our battle will rage until up climes the sun, to shine on the victor and tell us who's won.

Thursday, April 28, 2011

Damn u fido

*clears throat*
Fuck u fido, u cock suckin piece of shit.  i dont care how long i was on a long distance call.  that doesnt mean cut off my phone the nex day.  to be fair i had like a 2 dolla credit limit left lol.  but come on, put that shit on the nex bill.  n how r u rlly gonna cut my phone off the day b4 i get paid.  wat kinda bullshit is that.  to make it worse my credit card is empty.  n that automated fido bitch tell me all i need is $7 to restore service.  like r u fuckin serious.  n wen i pay that 7 i get put bac to a $2 till its cut off.  which means i was only over by $5 fuckin dollars.  $5 FUCKIN DOLLARS R U SERIOUS. so anyways i hav like $25 to my name at this point.  ye im broke i got it.  but not my fault.  i went a full pay period wit no hours so how big was my check.  a full fuckin $0. imagine that shit. i didnt even get a pay stub on that bitch.  well ye so i had $25 to my name this morning. so i put like $10 on ma credit card to call in n pay ma phones minimum till i get paid 2mro.  n input all that random info to the fido bitch. n as im givin my final ok to put the payent thru, that bitch say "oh im sry nigga i cant do that for u, but ill transfer u to sum niggas that might helpp u if ur lucky"  ok she didnt rlly say that but the thing didnt go thru so she try to conect me to customer service.  here i am waitin for customer service like 3 mins already n then the message comes on sayin "your wait time is over 5 mins", n "all our reps r busy" so im like umm fuck this shit.  so i hang up n keep tryin the auto card ting.  so after like 6 tries i decide to call the td visa number n it says i hav that available credit i put on. so im confused rite.  thinkin how is this sayin i hav the money available but i cant usee this shit.  so i put another $5 on the card n wait 5 mins n try that shit again.  styll nothin. grrr.  so i put another 5 on the card n try again.  n can u believe styll nothing.  this was jus cheessing me .  so i look in the bank account online n figure i got another 5 in here n i get paid 2mro soo y not.  but instead i put 4 on the card. leavin me wit a dollar left.  n lawd jesus be praised.  the thing finally fuckin workd.  ooh happy day.  but now that thas dun i want my money bac.  so i try to transfer bac from the visa.  cuz i put $24 on ther jus so i cud pay a $7 bill.  n to cut it short, after 5 or so mins i got bac $5 from the card n thas it.  bullshit i say.  n can u believe i went thru all o dat shit jus for my data plan not to do nun.  so i can call n tex ppl but my internet disappeard..  thas y u can c my regular writin now.  cuz im on the comp instead of bloggin from my android.  fyi this is how i promised id write msgs in the beginnin so id get used to this 1 n not the phone way like my last post. newayz im writin too much.  Peace out niggaz.  Love you BabyTaz.<3. n memba Kobe didnt do it.. its  DatNigga2J..

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Up too long

O god. I been up waaay too long. Its 653 am rite now n I been up since like 7pm last nite. Its not even the fact that I been up 12 hrs. Thas nothing. Its more that I dun even get the chance to go to sleep at all today. So first I gotta do my taxes this mornin. I hav like 5 days untill I can't do them anymore. N I lost my damn t4. Like how does that happen. I swear I gave it to my mom to put away months before. N then suddenly the day b4 I hav to go do it its gone... so I spent like 3 hours combing the entire hous for the fuckin t4. N then I gave up n watched young people fucking.  I didnt kno wat to expect but. Ther were a few itty bitty titties n bunch o sex. But nun too special.  N as I was lookin on the floor of the living room because 2 naked men started hugging, (not cuz I dun like gay ppl, its jus my eyes tend to wander from time to time ye kno) I see a little envelope with my name on it. N guess wat it was. Te fucking t4 I spend the night looking for..  but being the bigger man. I didn't get upset. I jus folded it up n put it on the kitchen table. Call that one a win sunshine. N neways like I sed I'm goin to file taxes. N after that I hav a dentist appt.  Warning for those who get scared by teeth. Ill b talkin bout dental procedures. So I had a dentist appt like 2 weeks ago. N fyi I havnt been to the dentist in like 3 yrs. Soo umm ye. Well wen I went in I had a cleaning. N that fuckin shit hurt more than havin a baby.  See my gums started to grow too far n they grew over the shit that needed to get cleand off. So imagine I'm ther getn my gums cut up n shit so she can clean under them, n im bleedin all ova the place, wel all ova my mouth till they vaccuum up al the blood. If I hadn't known this woman for yrs ida bit her fingers off. They gave me a numming cream that didn't do shit all. So finally after a hour n a half of straight pain. She says. Well I can't do this. So she prescribed me sum pills to make the gums recede so we can try this shit again. N thas wher I'm goin todayy. So ye thas ma plans for today. Its 730 now. N if u didn't guess. Ye I took breaks while writing. For a special girl that I love almost too much. N let's face it. Wen she's on the phone thers jun else ima b doin. <3*BabyTaz*<3. So to leav wit partin words.  2 things. Kangaroos can't jump backwards, uh huh remember it.  Being Ugly women is jus the same as bein men, ur gonna hav to work. Peace niggaz. Its DatNigga2J